You Guys Are Voting Wrong for Worst. Night. Ever.

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IN BEFORE SOMEONE HIJACKS THIS THREAD TO TALK ABOUT RESERVOIRS.
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I'm assuming people are figuring there's an easier escape from being on Tabor than there is from being STUCK ON A BOAT.
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I was just underwhelmed by all the options. Why not "Design Your Own Coffin Night"? http://pdxpipeline.com/monthly-event-list/…

How about "TrancePDX Cinema Series"? http://www.mcmenamins.com/events/116742-Tr…

Even better, I do believe Country Fair is this weekend. Heck, if it weren't Sunday, "Make Your Own Slim Jim Night" sounds pretty promising. http://www.pdxmeat.com/2013/06/26/slim-jan…
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Nice try, Henriksen, but we're not biting. (Though maybe that would be a good one.)
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Most LDS I've known (aside from the couples that come to your door) are fairly nice people, and I imagine a boatride with a bunch of young, single Mormons would be fairly pleasant.

Well done, Blogtown.