Look at us, with all the free stuff today.

Myq Kaplan starts his stint at Helium Comedy Club tonight and you should maybe go check him out. He's smarter than the average standup comic, delightfully deadpan, and fearless/feckless enough to venture into riskier subjects like religion and race and failure.

Short notice, I realize. You might be busy tonight (but you can buy tickets here, if you're not). So here's what we'll do. If you email me before noon tomorrow with "funnybonez" in the title, one of you lucky sons of guns will win two free tickets to Friday's or Saturday's shows.