At last, the cinematic battle we have waited generations for: A GRANDPA-OFF!
Will you choose actual old person Robert Redford (age 76—SUPER OLD!)—a pioneer of independent cinema, a 1970s heartthrob, and a respected, Academy Award-winning director? Or will you choose sort-of fake old person Johnny Knoxville (age 42—yeah, that's pretty old, but not super old!), a former Jackass and... ah... he was in that Dukes of Hazzard movie? And... yes. Anyway, in this battle of the grandfathers, WHO WILL WE CHOOSE??? Let us watch the trailers to Mr. Redford and Mr. Knoxville's upcoming motion pictures about old men to decide.
I think both of these motion pictures look excellent—which probably says something about me, but I'm not sure what. LET US VOTE.