You Know You are a Hipster When....
1.you are reading this
2.you say you hate hipsters.
3.you respond to this.
4.you claim your mustache growing was before it was hip.
5.you haves neck tattoo(s).
6.you say "I've never heard of that band" when you are a liar.
7.you say " you've never heard this band, have you"?
8.you are poly something
9.you go to wacky random chicken wing frying parties.
10. you display all your misc. keys on your belt.
OH NOES! HE CALLED ME A "HIPSTER!" I MUST RESPOND IN A VIOLENT FASHION! Pop over there, read the rest of his lazy list, get infuriated, and comment in kind. You know the drill. It's the I, Anonymous Blog—where, again, you know the drill.