"Every time they got a call from the leper hospital to pick up a body Jack Delaney would feel himself coming down with the flu or something." —Bandits (1987)
Read them all here, and bonus! One of them is from Mr. Majestyk, which I totally forgot he wrote. Which makes me think that some theater in town should book an Elmore Leonard film series, showing all the stuff that's been based off his work: Out of Sight, Jackie Brown, Get Shorty, Mr. Majestyk, Be Cool... maybe throw in the first few episodes of Justified to close things out. I'd watch the hell out of that.