Look, I was excited to see Riddick, even before I found out Starbuck from Battlestar would be in it, even before I found out that Vin Diesel leveraged his house to make it, even before I—HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS MOVIE HAS A SPACE PUPPY IN IT????!!!

Vin Diesel running in slow motion while carrying a space puppy is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen.