You know it's gonna be a tough day when your gynecologist burps into your vagina. MONDAYS, AMIRITE?
As much as I do appreciate you letting me cancel my pap smear and fitting me in the same day, I DRAW THE LINE AT YOU ROARING A BURP INTO MY VAGINA, REGARDLESS IF YOU HAVE A MEDICAL MASK ON OR NOT! I laughed so hard, my vagina clenched down on the speculum, and I think it pinched cervix.
For once, I don't really have anything to add to that. Do you have a confession, rant, or burp you'd like to share with the planet? Submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog—which will only rarely pinch your cervix.