I'll come out and say it: Kids need to set reasonable goals for themselves—but! Sometimes they need help! Check out this list of goals written by a third grader, and supplied by I Heart Chaos.
But what's this? Looks like the third grader is drawing a blank on goal number 7! So let's help him out, Blogtown! In the comments below, finish the following goal sentence: "Learn how to...." (And remember: he's already covered black holes, time travel and ribs... so be original.)