Worst. Night. Ever.: Scientology Hates Me

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"However, you are being basically malicious and mean. Because you see little good in people or life your opinions are of little value."

Way harsh, Tai.
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You also know nothing about British currency. Sure sign Xenu's got you by the short hairs.
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I think if you take a quick google at the Church's "works of charity and social improvement," you'll find them pretty sparse on the ground. When they happen at all, they consist (at most) of people in yellow shirts performing "touch assists" and handing out booklets called The Key To Happiness. Inevitably photographers are present.

Meanwhile, Church members are being shaken down for contributions to sustain these noble humanitarian efforts.
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I'm assuming that you didn't let them know that you were a member of the press. If that is indeed the case, then, man, you are sooo gonna get it. (And you, too, WSH.)

I'm also going to assume that your not-quite-an olive branch of a statement about how your experience would be more accurately described as an "unpleasant" one rather than one of your "worst" isn't going to win many of their hearts.

FOR THE RECORD, SCIENTOLOGY FOLKS (i know you're reading this): I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH YOUR RELIGION-THINGY AND THINK THAT DIRK AND HIS SUPERIORS ARE IMPUDENT, UNENLIGHTENED CLOWNS THAT DON'T TREAT YOU WITH DUE REVERENCE. PRAISE BE TO LORD SCIENT AND THAT HANDSOME HUBBARD DUDE. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. NANOO, NANOO.
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I am depressed. I am malicious. I blame others. I...
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Welp, nice knowing you, Dirk.
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She lied every step of the way with you. Oxford Uni had nothing to do with the test, it is just the name of the test, it could have been called 'braino' and served the same purpose. As she is allowed and sometimes required to tell an 'acceptable truth' {lie} to get her sale. That is what it is all about, the sale. See xenu dot net or tonyortega dot org for more info.