So this Reddit user created what he calls the "4th Floor Bathroom Polling Device" in which great controversies are settled and determined by who uses the most toilet paper. Observe:
Okay, I think this is baloney. Would you REALLY prefer a hoverboard over a device that could erase peoples' memory? Sure the hoverboard is fun... super fun! But OH BOY THE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH A MEMORY ERASING DEVICE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!! (Ahem.)
Anyway, let's see how Blogtown votes.