What's this? A couple of screenings for HUMP!—the Northwest's naughtiest and funnest amateur porn festival—are already sold out? PANIC!! Don't be the poor son-of-a-b who's standing outside begging for tickets. GET YOUR TICKETS FOR HUMP 2013 HERE AND NOW!

And check out the Mercury's new promo video for HUMP! While there's no actual sex involved, it's still NSFW thanks to a generous amount of T & A & T (I'll let you guess what the other "T" stands for). In all seriousness, this is one fun, gorgeous video... so send your boss out for coffee and take a peek!