Along the same lines as this post, Blogtown consulting detective Graham also tipped us to this neighborhood notice (also found on the delightful r/Portland imgur page), which doubles for a great I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Not cool, mildly overweight white guy with beard, shoulder length dark hair and glasses who was in the second story third window from the left above Hoda's on SE Belmont! (Hey, do you have a rant or confession that you'd like to get off your chest—but don't feel like posting it all over the neighborhood? Save time and energy by submitting it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where children are always appreciated.) (JK)