Pictured: taxi cabs in an actual city
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I'd like to to apologize to all of you, en masse, for the fact that I pay for your services with my debit and/or credit card. I'm going to keep doing it—no matter how heavy your sighs, no matter how hard your eye rolls. For years, you've made it excruciatingly clear that you prefer cash. Hey, who wouldn't? Also: I don't care.

On the upside, I tip pretty well, which might be something to consider the next time you feel one of those sigh rolls coming on.