The heinous green carpet at PDX has become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.

It's now a sock pattern. An ugly sock pattern, offered by Portland outfit The Athletic. Check it:

  • The Athletic

It's tough to know how to feel, right? The specificity of this is pleasing to me, but it also feels like something I'd be explaining to people with a tinge of shame.

I wanted to do a poll, but then I realized I've worked here seven months and still don't know how to create one. So let's do this without the benefit of rigorous social science. PDX Carpet Socks: What say you, Blogtown?