It really doesn't need much more clever of a headline than that, does it?
Ultra-rare footage of David Lynch cooking quinoa has been unearthed, so if you have thirteen spare minutes today, and you absolutely must watch every grainy frame of footage this man is involved with, it's de rigeur viewing. I am absolutely not going to spoil this, but he does actually get around to making a quinoa recipe. That's all I feel like I can say. Yes, watch both videos, and yes, the second one is important to watch all the way. If you want to make quinoa the David Lynch way.