Saturday's off to a slow start, y'all. It's still technically morning, though.

Remember when sequestration killed Fleet Week? I'm not sure I've seen a sailor all year. Well, things apparently can, and would, get way worse if we carry on with those across-the-board spending cuts into 2014.

Okay. So Obamacare registrations have been pretty botched so far. But the administration PROMISES it will have the system up and running in a month.

Something like 330,000 people have been able to get health insurance quotes so far.

Meanwhile, the insane liberals in Vermont think everyone has the right to truly affordable health care.

Saudi women are DRIVING! And they're not all being ARRESTED! Abject mayhem in the kingdom.

German delegates are coming to Washington, and they want answers about the NSA.

Two Hillsboro cops killed a man they say opened fire on them during a traffic stop last night.

Members of a Texas hunting club care deeply about the plight of the black rhino, they say. So they're gonna go kill one.

Something like 1.2 million children in the US are homeless, according to a new report. That's an all-time high, and a 72 percent increase from 2007.

A scant 10 seconds passed Tuesday from the time sheriff's deputies in Northern California called in a suspicious person to the time they gunned down a 13-year-old boy carrying a pellet gun. The FBI is going to investigate.

What I'm up to today: