COMEDY—Hotshit comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates are well known for their hee-larious YouTube songs such as "Pregnant Women Are Smug" and "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche." But don't get it twisted! Watching them live will also grant you the opportunity to catch their amazing crowd work, which is both incredibly charming and side-splitting. WSH
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Fri-Sat 7:30 & 10 pm, $22-29

MUSIC & ARTS FEST—The siren's song of the seventh annual Siren Nation music and arts festival is impossible to resist. Tonight kicks off two evenings of concerts with THEESatisfaction, Fault Lines, and Jeni Wren. Also on the women artist-empowering schedule: art show, craft sale, workshops, comedy, and more music. Sounds like a blast of lady-centric fun. CF
Alberta Rose Theatre, 3000 NE Alberta, 9 pm, $15, all ages, for full schedule