First an actually great commercial (actually!!) from Foot Locker featuring sports stars making your dreams come true.

Next, another actually great commercial (actually!!) for masturbation. Wait... didn't watch it all the way through... for protein shakes.

And while this isn't a new commercial (like at all), it's still actually great (actually!!) because any mid-80s NBC promo featuring The A-Team, Riptide, and Remington Steele can't be anything but great. (Actually.)