Guys! We're very close to selling out all the tickets for tonight's super fun party, "The Mercury presents YOUR HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY (Attendance Mandatory!)" And it shouldn't be surprising! We've got Silent Disco with DJ Gregarious, a special performance by Sex Life, hosting by comedian Gabe Dinger (as your a-hole boss), an "Ugly Tie, Uncomfortable Pantyhose" contest," a make-out cubicle, a raffle where you pay $10 to get prezzies worth at least $20 or more (benefitting Right 2 Dream Too), plus LOTS of food and LOTS of BOOZE. Put on your best semi-business attire... because dear lord... this is gonna be a barn burner!

So get your tickets quick, because this could very well be the holiday office party of the century! TIMES, DEETS, AND TICKETS HERE! Again, ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.

Love,
The Management

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