It's time for another perplexing edition of Name This Band! Here's a promo pic that showed up in the ol' Mercury v-bag*.
*I'm incredibly sorry at how dirty that portmanteau sounded—it was my attempt to combine the words "virtual" and "mailbag," and it will never happen again.
Now, Name This Band! Leave your funniest, smartest, meanest, dumbest band name in the comments. (As always with Name This Band, there is no winner and no prize.)