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Rhetorical question, motherfuckers! Of course not. 2013's movies can go screw—that shit is old and boring. It's time for 2014, and one of the first films of 2014 (in China at least) is The Monkey King, starring and directed by Donnie Yen and costarring Chow Yun-Fat and Miss World 2007 Zhang Zilin!

RELATED: Based on this trailer alone, there is no way in the galaxy that The Monkey King will not be the finest motion picture of 2014. I want a full-chest tattoo of this trailer.

I love you, The Monkey King.

UPDATE: I found out some more about The Monkey King!