Is there such a thing as too much MEAT?
RESTAURANTS OF PORTLAND!
Pleeeeeaaaaasssseeeee do the world a favor and do not serve 1/2 # hamburgers; it's too much!
A 0.33333 lb burger is the maximum weight EVER required!
I'll eat a 12 oz steak, sure, but not on a bun with cheese, bacon, radioactive-giant-turnip-squid aioli, and an onion ring.