You can't count on much in this world—but I always assumed you could count on the endless love between former '70s pop giants Captain & Tennille. And yet? THEY'RE GETTING DIVORCED. From People:

Toni Tennille, whose real name is Cathryn Antoinette Tennille, 73, filed for divorce on Jan. 16, the Prescott, Arizona City courthouse confirms to PEOPLE.

Daryl Dragon, 71, also known as the Captain, was a keyboard player for the Beach Boys before meeting his wife.

BOOOOOOO DIVORCE! Who's next? Muskat Suzy and Muskrat Sam? THIS WORLD BLOWS.