Here are the top apologies for the week of Monday, January 20 through Friday, January 24 (courtesy of my Google alert for "apologies").

Madonna apologizes for calling her son the "n-word" on Instagram.

Sherri Shepherd of The View apologizes for her homophobic belief that being gay is a choice.

Esquire apologizes (poorly) for calling gay men boring.

Star of the terrible show The Bachelor, Juan Pablo Galavis apologizes (twice) for stupid homophobic remarks in which he labeled gay people as "pervert."

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman apologizes for being better than another player and admitting it.

Office Max apologizes for sending a man a letter addressed with his name as well as the words "daughter killed in a car crash."

A Russian socialite apologizes for having her picture taken while sitting on a "half-naked black woman bondage chair."

A teen apologizes for shooting people with blow gun darts on the campus of Washington State University, adding, "I was a moron."

Hungary apologizes for assisting in the genocide of Jews during the Holocaust.

Microsoft apologizes for an ad campaign that implied that older women are computer illiterates.

Goldie Hawn apologizes (repeatedly) for shaking the hand of homophobic Nigerian dictator Goodluck Jonathan.

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