Hey! STUPID! STUPID BABY! Get off the table. Seriously, you're going to break your stupid neck. Can... can... HEY, STUPID PARENT! Can you please put down your stupid camera and tell your stupid baby she's gonna break her stupid neck? Ummm, NO. Telling her "to smile" isn't telling your stupid baby to get down off the stupid table! JESUS CHRIST! What kind of idiot parent are you??? TELL YOUR STUPID BABY TO...

GET...
DOWN...
OFF...
THE...
STUPID...

Ouch. Well, I told you so. What's the number for Social Services again?