From what I've been given to understand, you have... ummm... "feelings" about the Portland Mercury. And these feelings might range from "very happy," to "somewhat pleased," to "confused," to "annoyed," to "very mad," to "shrug!" That's why organizations like ours use surveys to figure out these "feelings" and hopefully, help us do a better job. Surveys are one way for us to separate the "always mad" people from the "just mad about one thing" people and gives us valuable information to improve ourselves and make you less mad.
However! I know your time is valuable and you don't have time for any crap—at least not without the hope of some juicy moolah restitution. SO! If you fill out this survey about the Mercury—which was not written by us, by the way, if any of the questions seem weird—you will have the chance to win the following:
One (1) grand prize winner will receive a $1,000 VISA gift card
One (1) second place winner will receive a $500 VISA gift card
One (1) third place winner will receive a $250 VISA gift card
You have to fill out the survey completely to be eligible to win. However, it only takes about 10 minutes, and besides the hope of winning money, you'll also have the good feeling of knowing you helped us learn more about you and your feelings, AND maybe we won't make you so mad so often!*
FILL OUT THE SURVEY HERE, AND GOOD LUCK! We appreciate you taking the time to help us out.
(*Note: There is the small chance we'll make you MORE mad.)