Oh, here's someone who doesn't have a soul.

Yes, yes, Phillip Seymour Hoffman was a wonderful actor. He's dead, and that's sad. Now let's all take a deep breath and move on with our lives. It's not like he was out there curing cancer. I mean, when Nelson Mandela died, all the internet cared about was some stupid photo of Barack Obama. But some chubby actor dies and we all have to prostrate ourselves on facebook? Calm down, internet. It will be ok.

Actually this person is the part of the internet that should calm down... and preferably go away forever. But hey, on the other hand, isn't being a terrible sack of shit what the internet and I, Anonymous is all about? Drop off your own thoughtless rants and confessions in the I, Anonymous Blog—which is the antithesis of curing cancer.