You know that whole "enjoying the snow" thing? Apparently you're doing it all wrong.

How about getting off your ass to do something more than get drunk and build a snowman. Shovel your sidewalks and stairs AS IT'S SNOWING! Yes you need to do it 2-3 times a day maybe. Once it's set up and it turns to rain, were even more fucked. And city of Portland only has two plows? Well, why the fuck are they not running 24/7? We could be having fun AND functioning. Too bad people in this town can't grab the concept that a snow event requires a little bit of work and planning.

Let's hope this person gets back to work asap—he obviously needs something better to complain about. Hey, do you have some useless advice (or a rant or confession) to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—which definitely needs to be shoveled 2-3 times a day.