As you know, the SQUEE-worthy Kickstarter sensation Veronica Mars will not be getting a wide screening here in Portland—BUT! There are three (somewhat) nearby places to catch it when it opens on March 14. So get your tickets here and now at the Living Room Theater (seriously, getting tix now is highly, highly, HIGHLY recommended... these theaters are teensy-tiny), at the somewhat further away, but less cramped and fancy-pantsy confines of Cinetopia Vancouver Mall, and waaaaay out in the sticks of Beaverton at Cinetopia Progress Ridge.

Of course, if you have your own private jet? Then by all means visit any or all of these AMC theaters. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.