While it may be a bitter pill that Canada has taken away what should've been OUR gold medal in men and women's hockey—it's kind of hard to hate a country whose gloating is so adorable. Take it away, Canadian sports broadcasters celebrating after their women's team takes the gold! (We should let them win more often.)

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Gold medal."
"Gold medal who?"
"GOLD MEDAL IN YOUR FACE!!!"