Think being "born and raised in Portland" makes you unique? THINK AGAIN, SHITHEAD!
To the ladies on OKCupid who go on and on about being "born and raised in Portland." With your "I'm one of the few people around whose actually from here," go fuck yourself. If you're from Portland, that's cool. I'm from somewhere too. But, if you start your profile out with it, wearing it like a tacky badge of honor, you're a fucking moron. There are 600,000 people in this city. Many of them have children. You are not unique!
You are also not unique if you were born anywhere else! You're not unique, she's not unique, the person who wrote this isn't unique, I'm not... not.. sob! Oh, why did this person have to submit his confession or rant to the I, Anonymous Blog—where nothing or no one is ever uniq...OH, BOOHOOHOOOOO!!