You guys offer a lot of unasked-for advice to bicyclists, parents, and drivers... but hippies? Not so much. Here's some!

I know you're feeling one with god as we sing Kumbaya in the dark stillness of the sauna, but that still is no excuse for you to forget that the towel you twirl in the air to move the hot air around happens to be soaked with your crotch sweat. As we received your juices upon our singing faces, I was the only one to stand up and tell you no.

Find out what happened when the writer confronted the towel-slinging hippie here! And if you want to offer some unasked-for advice (don't forget the hippies!), send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—which is like the entire internet singing "Kumbaya."