That Escalated Quickly: Russia TV Anchor Reminds Viewers That Russia Can Destroy the USA


This is great news for the ICBM industry! Profits have been down for years and there has been a desperate drive to shift production focus towards autonomous drones and boring old depleted uranium mortars and bunker buster bombs. Everybody knows the real profits are in giant missiles and the underground silo facilities they reside in.
I think we can all agree that The Cold War was fantastic for movie studios, trashy novels, video games, talk radio, doom, general psychological torment. LOOKING FORWARD TO ROUND 2!