In his eternal pursuit of "small town justice," Conan O'Brien spends his week in Dallas, Texas auditioning for the sheriff of Johnson County to be an actual deputy. Weirdly, things don't go quite as planned in another of Conan's hilarious remotes—the best in late night TV! (Seriously, giving him a gun is a terrible idea!) (Actually, giving him his own buddy cop show with the sheriff of Johnson County is the the best idea ever!)