Someone from Panama (!!!) has some advice to all of the I, Anonymous Bloggers back here in Portland:

Why not write to the Merc with anonymous raves? Why not spread the love of this city and her people...the reasons you still live here despite the rain and the apparently deadly rival gang violence between cyclists and motorists? The Merc readers need a metaphrical whiff of island breeze, a slice of fresh papaya, and a hot Spanish-speaking lover to fuck the "fuck everything" fantasies out of you. Swallow your sour attitudes and welcome a fresh squeezed reminder of your blessings to slide down your parched throats. Have some mother fucking pride in your town, your state, and your compatriots. Admit to all the ways Portland tickles you! Give it a try and see if we can't change the proclamations Portland advertises to the world.

Read the rest here, as well as the comments... which [SPOILER ALERT!] aren't exactly warming to this person's idea! Do you have some rants, confessions, or advice to share with the rest of the world? WELL, MOVE BACK TO PANAMA. (Kidding, send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where she got a feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean. PANAMA!)