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FILM—The Italians know how to make beautiful products, from shoes to cannelloni to gross-out horror movies. The Hollywood's showing two rare 35mm prints from early '80s Italo horror: The Gates of Hell (from director Lucio Fulci) and the nutzoid Burial Ground: Nights of Terror. Bring a strong stomach and a love of undead gut-munching. CF
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, Gates at 7:30 pm, Burial Ground at 9:30 pm, $8 for both

BEST IDEA EVER—I'm going to make this real simple for you. The Pizza Underground is film star Macaulay Culkin's Velvet Underground tribute band, in which they replace lyrics from the original songs with pizza references. Hence, "All Tomorrow's Parties" becomes "All Pizza Parties," while "Walk on the Wild Side" becomes "Take a Bite of the Wild Slice." Also? Macaulay plays kazoo. If you don't go, you're a goddamn idiot. WSH
w/Toby Goodshank, Wampire, Tiger House; Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, 9 pm, $12-15