@fakedansavage I gave the boyfriend a BJ hall pass for the weekend and he used it and now Im jealous. Please yell some reason at me!
— kimchi (@kimberqueen) May 21, 2014My response—and hers to mine and mine to her and hers to mine—after the jump...
@kimberqueen Do you like giving blowjobs?
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) May 21, 2014@fakedansavage i like giving him blowjobs! i know he loves me (and my mouth) Im just struggling with our first monogamish experience
— kimchi (@kimberqueen) May 21, 2014@kimberqueen Have you two fucked about it yet? It's like praying about it... but fucking, not praying.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) May 21, 2014@fakedansavage we tried but were unsuccessful last night and this morning. Hopefully its just jet lag...
— kimchi (@kimberqueen) May 21, 2014@fakedansavage And if I scream out "oh god" during sex, that counts as praying, right?
— kimchi (@kimberqueen) May 21, 2014@kimberqueen Passionate post-pass sex best way to put that blowjob in perspective—fun, sure, but unimportant compared to your relationship!
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) May 21, 2014@kimberqueen So chalk up recent fails to jet lag & get on it! And "Oh, God!" counts and a little pot in a situation like this never hurt!
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) May 21, 2014
