Dear people interested in the genre of "sex": This Saturday, August 9, 7pm, I'll be telling a very sexy, funny, and TRUE story at the always entertaining The Mystery Box Show—a regular story-telling event where the subject is always your favorite subject: S-E-X and S-E-X-U-A-L-I-T-Y. Along for the ride will be Princess Kali (founder of the Kink Academy—so you'd best believe she's got some STORIES), and other interesting, secret guests.

And let me tell you something: The story I'm going to tell has never been heard by human ears. (And I'm usually a blabbermouth about everything!) So trust me when I say, I'm going to tell this story once, and then? NEVER AGAIN.

Get your tickets for Saturday's The Mystery Box Show here, 'cuz things about to get REAL.

The Mystery Box Show, Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, Sat Aug 9, 7 pm.