The I, Anonymous blog has an entry titled I Give the Restaurant a 1 Star [sic]. It's about a certain waitress who might like to cozy up to her clientele:

That waitress is so desperate to get married that she professed her love to a married man, one of her patrons, and attempted to rent an apartment with him!

Anonymous goes on to threaten to snitch about this waitress' overly friendly serving style. I don't know what Anony is getting so uptight about, all of my waitresses want to rent apartments with me. Or at least they're always trying to run credit checks on me. Same diff. Have a ranty rant about something that irks you rotten? Head to the I, Anonymous Blog, where bartenders are willing and eager to co-sign personal loans.