We've told you everything about the mysterious AKA festival, taking place this Saturday, August 23, at the "Burgundy Wildcat"—actually, the Vancouver Red Lion, which is right on the Columbia River. Well, we've told you everything except who's actually playing the thing. All 14 performing acts were veiled under aliases, but now, AKA's secrets can be revealed! Take a look at who'll be playing at a weird, nautical-themed hotel bar at the Vancouver Red Lion this Saturday night.
6:00 - DJ Stairway to Kevin = Kevin O'Connor (Talkdemonic)
7:00 - Quiche Richards = Bleach Blonde Dudes
7:30 - Thai Food = Typhoon
8:00 - Sexes = Genders
8:30 - Cornsword = The Lower 48
9:00 - Beard and Tanned Blazer = The Builders and the Butchers
9:30 - Nellypigs = Billygoat
10:00 - Ancient Enemies = Modern Kin
10:30 - Black Pussy = Black Pussy
11:00 - Kaylee Rob = Kevin Robinson
11:30 - Droney Mitchell = Kelli Schaefer
12:00 - Found Water = Lost Lander (duo)
12:30 - Modest Mouth = Magic Mouth
1:00 - DickPunch = Bitchslap
Pret-ty good bill. It all goes down Saturday at the Vancouver Red Lion's Quay Bar. Tickets here.