Get ready to cut your Labor Day party short—because at 9 pm next Monday is the world premiere of Lifetime's The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story. Based on Dustin "Screech" Diamond's icky autobiography, this terribly named TV movie features terrible writing and terrible celebrity impersonations of the Saved by the Bell cast. But as we all know, sometimes "terrible" = "grotesquely amazing" and this might be the case here. Check out the first five minutes of this monstrosity and decide for yourself if you want to continue!
P.S. If I were in that crowd, I'd be holding a "I'd hurdle for Lisa Turtle!" sign.