What do you purpose, readers?
  • What do you "purpose," readers?

Pigs will eat anything. Pigs will eat people.

Case in point: Yesterday, a Medford-area woman was convicted of murdering two men and feeding their corpses to her pigs. Gross, right? Well, yeah, except what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Or, more correctly, what's good for the human is good for the pigs.

Bacon-haters from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) apparently want this double murder to be a lesson to all of us. They have "purposed" (This is why we can't have nice things, TV news) this billboard, containing a cute little ingredient for a BLT piglet, reminding us all to put a green checkmark next to "Respecting All Life by Going Vegan."

Awwwwwwwww, cute. But, no. I personally am all about feeding pigs to people, and I could be convinced to get on board with feeding people to pigs. But I want to know how YOU feel, Mercury readers!

So let's have a poll, shall we?