Fox News' Sean Hannity is upset, you guys! (Yes, I know he's always upset... but let's put a pin in that for a moment.) Sean Hannity is upset that America is vilifying the racist Confederate flag—just because some racist Confederate flag lover spent his life worshipping the Confederate flag and the warped sense of racist history it represents (along with the state government of South Carolina and other states), and decided to shoot a lot of people. Anyway, here is Sean's very interesting leap of logic: If we ban Confederate flags, then OBVIOUSLY we should ban rap music—because they are both EQUALLY OFFENSIVE to the human race. Wait... WHAT?

Here's the clip from Sean's radio show, which may be the whitest thing you've ever heard in your life... especially when he starts rattling off names of these offensive rappers. ALL HAIL SEAN HANNITY'S PURE AND PRISTINE LOGIC!