REJOICE! Kill Rock Stars is releasing albums from both Ian Karmel and Emily Heller next month. One of them was even recorded in Portland. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE

Hey, here's the gender-swapped version of Twilight no one asked for. The Guardian's take is just the right amount of mean-spirited.

Beasts of the Southern Wild's Quvenzhané Wallis just got a four-book deal with Simon & Schuster. She's 12.

Pioneering feminist filmmaker Chantal Akerman has died at 65. If you don't know who she was, the Hairpin has an excellent collection of internet tributes.

Fetch me my popcorn! Ironic anti-Renoir protesters accused the long-dead Impressionist of "aesthetic terrorism" in a demonstration at the Museum of Fine Arts Boston. #RenoirSucksAtPainting is an actual hashtag. “We take a pretty agnostic approach to other art. But in the MFA, for example, every single painting is really beautiful except the Renoirs,” one such protester told Hyperallergic.