Saturday, glorious Saturday. Let's have some news!

Remember to buy your Powerball tickets today. The jackpot has shot up to $900 million, the largest ever.

Want to ride the MAX without pants for a good cause? Join the No Pants MAX Ride group at 2 pm on Sunday under the Burnside Bridge. Brrrr.

Even Harney County Republicans are asking the Malheur refuge "militia" to go home, but they're still not leaving, and so the boring saga continues.

The standoff looks even more boring from the inside. The Bundy brothers let two journalists document a night in the building. Apparently there was no #bundyeroticfanfic created.

White people with guns in Texas just ended a 15-year standoff with local police. Could the circus in Burns really go on that long?

The weather for the weekend is looking good, then back to rain:

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The Oregonian published a list of reasons people shouldn't move to Oregon. It's nothing groundbreaking, but I decided to put it in here because the O used the word "legit" in the headline.

A team of scientists has found evidence that the earth is entering into a new epoch thanks to humans ruining the environment.

Speaking of horrible humans, a Muslim woman who was just standing in the audience was kicked out of a Trump rally.

Long, but worth watching: