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Thursday, May 5, 2011

A Small Bag of Puke

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, May 5, 2011 at 1:52 PM

Dear Family in White SUV outside my house,

Yes, we see you've pulled over, oh and we feel sorry that one of your 2.5 children is a little car sick, i feel a little compassion for him. Yet i wonder, will you leave that puke in front of my house? as i wonder if i should open the door to that young boy's embarrassment and his family's shame to yell, "get off my lawn!" i go get a beer. And yes, when i come back there is no white SUV, only a small bag of puke. I wonder if that small bag of puke that i will have to put in the garbage, water-logged, is worth saving that young boy from embarrassement. Yes i think but not his parents, so fuck you for not walking the 5 feet to my trash can or taking your family puke with you!—Anonymous

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