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Thursday, May 5, 2011

All About the Mary-Jane

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, May 5, 2011 at 1:39 PM

To that twat licking little mega whore: You were the worst "best friend" ever! Did you find your life so un-exhilerating that you had to blab the private content of mine to everyone? You're the most fake, pretencious, naive little cunt I know. Let me give you some advice. Quit smoking cigarettes, nobody thinks your cool. Quit drinking, your a sloppy whiney drunk. Quit slammin' the water, you might get addicted; pff dumbass. Oh, and even though Im all about the Mary-Jane, if your having the "withdrawls" and "come-down" you speak of, maybe it's time to put down the pipe and go back to school, you ignorant skooz. Remember that time you watched me have sex with that dude, like a creeper? Then called me a whore, well that maybe so. Were we differ there is I'm a whore, and your a practice girl. So either take yourself off your high horse, or I'll gladly lend a hand and push you off. You were a bad friend, yet a great D.U.F.F (designated ugly fat friend). — Anonymous


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