I am upset by the men in Portland. It is slim pickin's if a girl wants a man who fits all the criteria: handsome, sane, and loyal. To the passive aggressive self involved Peter Pans of Portland, who aren't currently looking for their Wendy, fucking give up the act and look around. Not ever girl is holding an arm load of baggage. Dry your pussy ass tears, tear down that jaded wall and give us ladies a chance. I've approached many of you and your "emotionally unavailable" act is tiresome. I'm exhausted from doing all the ground work. No one owes you anything! Get off your ass and talk to us! While you're flying around being aloof, the Wendy's of Portland are hanging on the window sill, clinging for dear life. — Anonymous
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