Attention: People I Work With


Person who's life sucks. I see you sitting there at your desk, hating your life, not going on vacation, not going out for a beer, and generally being a total waste of oxygen. It gives me a sharp jolt of intense pleasure, right between the eyes, when I see you roll your eyes apathetically at my tales of great success. Your hate for me further confirms how great I am, as the loathing of the morose is truly a sign that one is doing something correctly. To quote many a great poet, haters gotta hate, so hate on hater, that and get a life.

P.S. I just got back from a nice long vacation, it was awesome.
Some of us have applied for over 100 jobs and are still unemployed. If you hate your job so much, quit and get out of this town so I can have one!
"Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost any evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working."

- Bob Black, "The Abolition of Work"
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -George Carlin
Totally agree w/ I, Anon. I wanna say to my co-workers ...what the fuck does this have to do with you working? Shut up and get to work. Leave me the fuck alone. I'm being forced to deal with your sorry ass.
People who ask how your weekend was (with no follow-up questions or space to even reply) solely so that they can drone on about theirs.