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Wednesday, May 25, 2011
hot chick :D with dreads D:
Posted by Anonymous on Wed, May 25, 2011 at 3:38 PM
hi! hot girl who walks down my busy n/ne street, and the one that works at the movie store, and the one that works at the coffee bar, and the one that works at the food cart, and the one at the record store, and the bike messenger, you are so good looking and i would really like to talk to you but there is one thing keeping me from doing that: your dreadlocks. They are so gross. Have you ever cut one open to see what is inside? mold. I mean, sure, maybe you shampoo and whatever but anything you need to defend by saying "THEY'RE REALLY CLEAN" is not clean. No, "I wash them every day" is not a valid excuse, they are gross. and not at all good looking, medusa.
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